Hey you dumb faggots, listen up — Eminem isn’t a homophobe or a homo, OK?  Are you ready for this tea?

You hissy fittin’ bitches always get your wigs in a twist when someone uses the word faggot right?  But don’t worry when you’re walking down the street holding hands with your husband or wife and you happen to be a same sex couple.  According to Eminem, it just means you’re not that cool.   He recently told Rolling Stone,  “But that word, those kind of words, when I came up battle-rappin’ or whatever, I never really equated those words  [to mean homosexual]…It was more like calling someone a bitch or a punk or asshole. So that word was just thrown around so freely back then. It goes back to that battle, back and forth in my head, of wanting to feel free to say what I want to say, and then [worrying about] what may or may not affect people.”

See?  We faggots needn’t worry or be affected  because all those bashers who hate fags, they’re gonna read this Rolling Stone article before blasting the song in their pickup — and they’re gonna go to Wallmart and buy a dozen pink roses instead of beating up the gay boy down the street.

You see?  Eminem has basically announced that word FAGGOT isn’t derogatory anymore , it just means you’re a bitch.  So basically MZ. SPEARS could have named her single WORK F**GOT.

Anyhoo, here’s how our LGBT poster child uses the word FAGGOT in that non-derogatory way on his queer poz new LP:

RAP GOD:

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
You fags think it’s all a game ’til I walk a flock of flames

BAD GUY:

Now who’s a FAGGOT, you punk?
With every FAGGOT you slaughtered

And a loving mention of anal sex:

EVIL TWIN:

Hi Faggot,
Look who’s back with a crab up his ass

So thankfully, EMS has come out of the woodwork to change the meaning of the word FAGGOT for all the haterz out there and it’s just in time.   According to the FBI in 2012 hate crimes against LGBT folk are on the rise, “But for the first time, crimes directed against individuals on the basis of sexual orientation came in second at 20.8 percent, overtaking crimes based on religious bias at 19.8 percent.”

In all honestly.  It’s really a shame that M doesn’t have the balls to take a stance and perhaps showcase how he’s changed some of his narrow-minded misconceptions after he hit the scene with his first two albums (see testicle-free photo above for proof.)

It’s called GROWING UP.

MS. EMS  knows full well that anyone listening to the gay bashing lyrics above will take them as affirmation of their hatred of LGBT people.  SLIM can’t even own up to the fact, instead he gave ROLLING STONE some Sarah Bachman-eque double-talk.  Perhaps EM’s isn’t something to be heard as much as seen these days.   If you do Google search for ‘EMINEM NAKED’ you get some mighty sexy results.   What better way for us queers to revolt than with a good wank?

Slim Shady, indeed.